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  • Celebrity Birthday Roast: Tom Hanks

    Celebrity Birthday Roast: Tom Hanks

    Happy Birthday Tom Hanks. I love your body of work. I am grateful for the films, but especially the film, "Big"

  • Celebrity Birthday Roast: Curtis James Jackson III (50 Cent)

    Celebrity Birthday Roast: Curtis James Jackson III (50 Cent)

    Happy Birthday to 50 Cent In Da Club a legend and someone I would've considered marrying if he'd only had asked. 

  • Celebrity Birthday Roast: Tom Cruise

    Celebrity Birthday Roast: Tom Cruise

    Happy Birthday to this kooky cutie Tom Cruise. He is ageless and bold. 

  • Celebrity Birthday Roast: Pamela Anderson

    Celebrity Birthday Roast: Pamela Anderson

    Happy Birthday to the great Pam A. I loved her Netflix doc and appreciate that she can take a joke, but maybe she doesn't need to anymore. 

  • Celebrity Birthday Roast: North West

    Celebrity Birthday Roast: North West

    Happy birthday, North. We found this Birthday Roast from cousin Mason.

  • My favorite toast.

    My favorite toast.

    "Here’s to cheating, fighting, stealing, and drinking. If you cheat, may you cheat death; If you steal, may you steal a woman’s heart; if you fight, may you fight for a brother; and if you drink, may you drink with me."